Top 10 Roofing Jokes

 

 

  • Wanna hear a roof joke?

       It’s on the house.

 

  • I’m a roofer and earlier today my coworker asked me how I’m gonna get down from the roof of the house. I said I could jump or I could climb down.

       I chose the ladder.

 


 

  • If you’re looking for a relationship, become a roofer.

       You’re bound to find hot shingles in your area.

 

 

  • Went to a party with a construction team the other week. They really raised the roof.

 

 

  • Roofers should not be screaming at the top of their lungs when they are about to finish a big roofing job. Instead, they need to just vent.

 

 

  • The metal roofer said he only works on his knees and hands. He believes standing seams dangerous.

 

 

  • Why are roofers so nosy? They are always eaves dropping.

 

 

  • You always get me every shingle time with your roofing jokes.

 

 

  • Why do you never BBQ on your roof?

       The steaks are too high!

 

 

  • The roof is the most inspiring thing in the world

        Everyone looks up to it!

 

 

Hope you got a laugh out of at least one of those! If you're in need of a new roof or would like a FREE estimate. Call our office at (605) 484-1938. We'd be happy to help you out!